now, that's just sad

Maybe I should hire myself out to write employment ads for people...because, honestly, most of the ones I see are terribly written. For example, this just sounds like a sorry-ass job:

Successful candidate must be prepared to work Monday thru Friday 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., without formal breaks and with occasional weekends and evenings. No benefits available.

That's not the entirety of the ad...but it's where I stopped reading!