Job-searching sucks, especially without an updated resume.
Why don't I have a resume? Because I would rather do things like surf the internet, vacuum the baseboards, alphabetize my CD collection or even gouge my eyes out with a spoon than write my resume!
I need some extra orange tabbies and a helpful boyfriend to settle my nerves...
No resume here. What I put? Shoveled horse poop last couple years? Good luck
ReplyDeleteI hear ya. Resume writing is right up there with jabbing tooth picks under your finger nails.
ReplyDeletea spoon? really? aren't we being a little dramatic? I mean....I might have been worried if you said a spork, but a spoon?
ReplyDeleteheeeeeeeheehee.....